Achmed's Up on the Housetop Ode to 2020

You know when Jeff Dunham takes Achmed what's going to happen.

and yes, it happened.
Achmed the dead terrorist made a new song.

I couldn't resist making an arrangement for this song.
so here it is.

And it would be a great honor if Achmed would sing this song with my arrangement.

(Jeff Dunham?! Would Achmed do this?)

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Lyrics (if available)

Up on the housetop is where i`ll be.
Up here no one can cough on me!
can`t go to restaurants or even bars.
i miss the days when we only had SARS.
HA! HA! HA! Covid blows!
HA! HA! HA! Swab up my nose.
waiting on the housetop, tick, tick, tick.
avoiding all the folks who are sick, sick, sick!

(Silence, i`m not done yet!!)

The kids watch school for an hour and a half.
As the teacher talks, he plays mincraft.
Go out in the shower in my room.
My kid`s whole class saw me naked on zoom!
HA! HA! HA! 2020 sucks!
HA! HA! HA! we all got ... screwed!
Up on the housetop, is where i`ll be...
whising for the end of 2020!

(NOT DONE!!!!)

We all sit at home eating all day long.
did you get so fat that your shorts are now a thong?
wear yourself a mask without fail.
Cause if you don`t they`ll drag you off to jail!
HA! HA! HA! what day is it?
HA! HA! HA! who gives a ... crap?
Up on the housetop, i`ll just stay.
Lots of store fights on black friday!

(Yeeeeeeey okayyyy)

All i want for christmas is a vaccin.
Being all bone i could also use a spleen!
Can`t take a pic with santa in the mall.
To make things worse, he smells like alcohol!
HA! HA! HA! this year was trash.
HA! HA! HA! hope santa doesn`t crash!
Up on the housetop, feeling blue...
waiting for the day that
I keel you!!!!!

Sheetmusic (PDF)

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